Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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pinkzilla0 8
Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)
Drunkbunny 2
So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.
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Comments (140)
Reaper417 0
people who put first are ******* retarded who gives a shit
boy_scout_of_dea 0
boyfriend fail! :-$
pinkzilla0 8
Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)
transam87 0
what's with the pms rage?
transam87 0
original
Anatidaephobia_fml 0
half the time guys trash talk on xbox live pan. don't take it to heart and make him a sandvich
SamJerkinGirkins 0
COD is for people any ages :D my dad is almost 40 and he plays COD sometimes, but hahah OP, Your husband sounds like a douche. ;P
jvandy 0
what's his gamertag Sam? I'll whoop his ass! xD
Partymonster 0
and he stopped loving you because..?
lizabethp 11
I <3 COD!! new maps coming out in June! =)
ohjoy15 33
Really now? How impressive! I didn't know girls like... played COD. Well doesn't this just make you just a sex bomb. What's your gamer tag? [GURL]gamerbabyxoxo? Okay, I'll add you hold on. The 'comments' section, is meant for comments about the FML. If I confided in you (in person) about how my husband dumped me over a COD server, and you started telling me about how you're such an avid COD gamer, I'd probably feel like putting a kitten in a blender. Sorry OP! Make him sleep on the couch, if that's where the xbox is... then move the couch outside! You don't have to tolerate someone so immature. Just my 2cents. I used to work at EB games, and sold tons of call of duty games to girls who wanted to look hot. Over half those girls came back to me within a week to return their game. It was a pain. Play it because you like it, not because you want to advertise it.
poncho55 40
Whoa, #156. Calm your ****, please. It'll be okay, I promise. Shhh.
hekickedmydog 0
#14 is effin pretty!
purgarus 6
14- Raaandom question, but is your hair naturally black and if not what dye did you use? Because so far the "black" dyes I have been getting fail at actually being black.....also a girl that plays COD? I don't believe it haha :P
LilAfo 4
maybe it was his strategy to win?