T.C
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
carl_carl_
Grand Ledge, United States
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Anonymous
Mountain View, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kink shaming
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
bgoodwin07
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
Anonymous
Utica, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Addicted
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
littl3storm
🌶️ Spicy
Dad of the month
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Not literally, surely?
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anon
Lansing, United States
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Top comments
crazyleggs 0
must not have been to happily married!
mizzleshizzle 0
your stupid, the thing to do Is be a man and stick to the commitments he made, otherwise he's just a pussy.
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Comments (60)
misskity6 0
that's why he's happy. I hate to ask how you found out.
brightbug 0
they hired the same one and met there!!! hahah sorrayyy
happypapp12 0
It's tiger woods!!!!!
birdsfly01 0
Woah!! He's a dick. **** him! >:(
post_insanity1 0
why the **** did you look into your father's sex life?
MasterConan 0
that's why he's happily married! Duh!
bent80 0
that's WHY he's happily married
hmckay2010 0
obviously he's not so happily married
suggabbyJULIE 0
WTF cheating is never right!! no matter the situation!!
xriley 0
SIMPLE HES CHEATING I DONT CARE IF WITH A PROFESSIONAL OR NOT... CHEATING IS CHEATING..COULDA BEEN WITH A DOG STILL CHEATING... TALK TO UR WIFE SPICE UP UR SEX LIFE GO ON A SECOND HONEYMOON ROLE PLAY LIGHT BONDAGE WATEVER...BUT HE MADE A VOW WHEN HE MARRIED HER AND HE BROKE THAT VOW 3 YEARS AGO... ALSO I DONT THINK MUMMY KNOWS..feel sry for you OP
littlesnareboy 0
wats an escort??????