T.C
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
carl_carl_
Grand Ledge, United States
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Anonymous
Mountain View, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kink shaming
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
bgoodwin07
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
Anonymous
Utica, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Addicted
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
littl3storm
🌶️ Spicy
Dad of the month
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Not literally, surely?
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anon
Lansing, United States
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Top comments
crazyleggs 0
must not have been to happily married!
mizzleshizzle 0
your stupid, the thing to do Is be a man and stick to the commitments he made, otherwise he's just a pussy.
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Comments (60)
jf7609 0
could be worse........he coulda been hiring men!
Kimitte 1
Hahaha! You made me chuckle. (:
davidhasmorefun 0
he is still happy. happy your mother isn't around
FoundManyLemons 0
Sorry to hear about your parents' sex life. I'm sure you were too, right?
perdix 31
Now, you know the secret to being "happily" married! You're lucky he's doing it with escorts, because for them, it is just a business transaction. If he was sleeping with his secretary, they might just run away someday.
BloodyMontage 0
And perdix strikes again brightening up the fml. Well done.
davidhasmorefun 0
Today, my son found out I have been hiring escorts for 3 years. now everytime I go out I have to pay for two. fml
alex1432 9
haha
flgirlwguitar 2
Epic win!
mk58 31
B-but, OP is a female!
NyCzFiNesT 0
i really dun understand how any1 can vote that they deserved this
murphythadog 0
Sometimes daddies need someone that will make them feel wanted and special instead of someone sucking the life out of them.
Kng21 0
Yeah, cause that's not what marriage is about, right? No, he married so he could cheat on his wife. Of course. Wives aren't supposed to make you feel special and wanted, they push you away. And his kids couldn't have done that? What the heck? You make no sense.
stormin972 0
How is this FYL? It's his personal business and he still loves you just the same.
what_the_fail 0
win
what_the_fail 0
@ # 10