Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML
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Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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jessyrodgers 0
that's why cars have horns isn't it?
Bowser6622 5
Go to England. People drive on the wrong side of the road a lot.
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nlr 9
that's why I think old people shouldn't drive... no offense... but I honestly don't blame her.. I hate traffic!
green_eggs_and_h 0
How old is old? 55? 70? 85? Besides there are plenty of bad drivers who are teenagers or middle aged adults. Should everyone in their age group not be able to drive too?
nlr 9
I'm a teenager and my driving is great! an I think 60 year olds because I have been hit by plenty of them!
nlr 9
that's why they use their retirement money to but drivers!(: heck that's what I did for my grandparents when they hit me.
john494 4
Well sorry not everyone is so rich that they can just drop that kind of money to buy other people drivers. And maybe your driving isn't so wonderful if you've "been hit" by plenty of people...
nlr 9
to bad those accidents have been because other people are bad drivers... thats why it's not my fault I have been rear ended.
cryssycakesx3 23
too bad your "Beamer, Bentley, and, Audi and cheerleading squad" can't buy you a lick of spelling comprehension.
ElementalDragon 2
Jersey drivers are worse... By a seemingly large margin.
Yodaevil 4
yeah, it's funny that people think PA drivers are bad, just shows how lil they travel!
Person1233 13
Not worse than NY.
EmmyTheElephant 5
No, they aren't. Actually, we have about 50% of PA drivers in Jersey, and the speed limits are higher.
TheNewGuy03 29
is it weird that, at first glance, i read this as "i found out my grandmother has severe roid rage"? :O
Morgannbby 0
-haha;)
Freeze_fml 17
About time old people sped up.
bluetorpedo 0
you need to come to ontario where a study showed that immigrants (being the newest import models from India and china) are 40% less likely to be in a accident. they've written off 3 company trucks and recently one wrote of a entire 53" trailer.
FlashBurn 13
Next she'll try texting and driving!
nlr 9
oh your so funny! I just fell out of my bed laughing at your joke! ;D NOT! that was so lame!
A7X_LoVeee 10
New York and New Jersey drivers are definitely the worst.
stevenmx86 8
Your grandmother is a moron.. Obviously it's not the pennsylvania driver's fault that she's stupid..
a_nutritionist 10
no its the drivers fault that they havent learnt the fundamentals of driving which include moving to the side so others can pass you, not gridlocking the lanes and just generally doing a speed appropriate for the road.
deadlyriot101 7
That's pretty awful, calling anyone's grandmother stupid.
jewfro311 0
Pennsylvania drivers are horrible.. You also go all the hills and crap to go through.. But still FYL.
ALLSTARWKND96 0
I live in Pennsylvania and they're fine drivers! It's the idiots that come in from other states that don't even know simple stuff like the left lane is the passing lane!
_Oblivion_ 12
a7x how about lakewood new jersey. A speeding jew on a cell phone hit the front of my busdriver's bus when he was taking another school. the funny thing is the jew got totaled and the bus had a dent on the front haha