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Anonymous Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

Buy a horse mask. Now.

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Horse **** makes my asshole so wet

I know that feel dude, my boyfriend is a brony and into ferries too. I kinda just look past that.

He ever want you to role play as his favorite character?

Not sure if I should down vote or up vote....

Victoria, the place to be

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Good luck

Gives a new meaning to the term "wanting a man who's hung like a horse."

She must love that two guys one horse video. Ps the guy dies from horse penis

by an actual horse ?

I love how so many people rip on furries, but fail to realize that our species has quite the obsession with fictional works that involves imbuing human qualities into other creatures. I mean, Walt Disney built an empire on that very principle. And popular fictional works? Kung Fu Panda, A Bug's Life, TMNT, Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes like Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, MLP(yes, that too), and even the old children's fables like Puss in Boots.

before certain laws were passed making it illegal on basic internet in most countries, I had the unfortunate experience of being sent a link of a woman getting doggy-styled by a pony. your girlfriend only THINKS she wants to bang a horse, trust me, those parts do NOT fit together.