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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Vlen_fml 20

before certain laws were passed making it illegal on basic internet in most countries, I had the unfortunate experience of being sent a link of a woman getting doggy-styled by a pony. your girlfriend only THINKS she wants to bang a horse, trust me, those parts do NOT fit together.

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Mindashy 13

There is nothing wrong with this; I'm the same way, and a lot of other girls and guys have a furry fetish. That is why there is a store online where you can buy horsecock ****** (and probably strap-ons if you prefer). Plus, hey, ya got a freaky girl! Enjoy that!

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BlackFire4890 16

I'm not left speechless often but this sure did it congrats.

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Fall_Out_Boy 11

Break up with her. It's your only choice

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