Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
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Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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MarineWifey88 3
Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.
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Comments (57)
DocBastard 40
See my comment above. If this turns into a pro-life versus pro-choice debate, some wise mod will turn commenting off. Stick to calling OP's husband a supreme creep.
stormzaii 0
.... there are thousands of divorced mothers who love their children . How ignorant are you ?
Rehn 0
he's a dick. divorce his ass, prove hes the father and take all his money!
TyIsGeek 0
take him to court! get your child support and divorce him after the baby for alimony!!!! **** him!
Hisbabyforever 0
well if you weren't having an affair then, it shouldn't be a problem...
iwadasn 33
At this point, he's probably just lashing out at you because he knows he's the bad guy here.
iwadasn 33
Stealing is a choice. Should we legalize that, too? You don't want to deny anyone their freedom, after all.
EmVee 0
may the asshole be sodomized by a pack of angry gorillas...shame on him for trying to shift some blame onto you, op...
Javgirl 4
That's what you get!
everluck23 0
ouch. sometimes people get overly paranoid when they are the ones cheating. take the test and then take custody and all the child support and alimony you can get.:) what an asshole.