By cookiecrust - 07/12/2009 14:44 - Singapore
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I would say no big deal unless you develop an involuntary "bark", a newly found flexibility whereas your leg reaches your head, a keen sense of hearing, a constant urge to piss in the corner to "mark your territory", and/or you see nothing wrong with sniffing ass...in which case FYL.
Obviously it IS a hard concept to grasp- for You. I understand it just fine. It doesn't say anything about hand-me-downs from the dog. The OP helped herself to the stuff without knowing who it belonged to. Also, it does not imply in any way that the dog is more important to the mother than the OP. The FML is that the person used dog shampoo and ate dog snacks. Big deal. Now, is that too hard for you to grasp? Again... So?
:facepalm: You like to be the smartest one in every conversation don't you? I can tell by your incessant arrogance. You don't get ANYTHING about the FML. It's not that she's using a shampoo and eating chocolate that's for dogs, it's that the shampoo and chocolate is on the same shelf as the regular shampoo and chocolate. I have a cat, and we keep its food in a seperate closet. If the OP is finding dog supplies in with the human department, obviously the OP's mother put them there, which means she holds the thing at a status higher than "Family pet."
You end up being the WRONG one in every conversation, don't you? I can tell by your incessant stupidity. YOU don't get ANYTHING about the FML. have you been in OP's house? How the hell would you know the OP's mother keeps the shampoo and chocolate on the same shelf? Why would she? I'm going to go all out and assume that she would keep shampoo in the bathroom, and the chocolate in maybe like a cabinet or pantry. I think that's a pretty logical assumption, unlike yours. But, then, I'm smart like that- as you said....
#80 Something similar is happening to me and my JRT. My dad always gives her chocolate biscuits. I tell him to stop because he's putting her life at risk, but he doesn't listen. She's extremely overweight and her life has been cut dramatically short. My mum has actually started looking into buying a new puppy already. She reeeeeeeeally isn't helping the situation!!
yea fucktard if you're gonna post a fake fml get your facts straight, dogs aren't supposed to eat chocolate
I hope that you don't feed your poor dog Hershey's chocolate....because chocolate can and does kill dogs. Especially if you give them large amounts. The bigger the dog, the more chocolate they can handle. But say you give a little Pomeranian a few Hershey kisses, it might just drop dead, unless it pukes everything back up. My advice to you is to stop feeding your dog chocolate unless you want it to die. It has something in it that their digestive systems CANNOT process...reason why it kills them. The reason I know all this is because for one...I've done reasearch on it, and two...I've owned MULTIPLE dogs. One (a Basset Hound) ate an entire bag of Hershey kisses, wrappers and all, somehow turned the bag inside out...and then got extremly sick. She had to be rushed to the vet because of all that chocolate in her system.
Everyone who's saying dogs get killed by chocolate: GFY! No one is so stupid to give HUMAN-chocolate to a dog, some smartass made special dog-chocolate. FYL for having a mom who is obsessed with her chihuahau. YDI if it's YOUR chihuahua.