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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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By nosrepamai82 - 26/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:36 - Poland

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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teameminem 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:29

you know you have no life when...

NathanPS 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:30

Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:57

why are you even on this website? go work on getting a real girlfriend

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:58

I have three words to say to you and that's: Get a life.

lessays 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:25

this says volumes about how much you are #loosing.

mickigergen 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:07

it's always harsh when you try and escape reality by creating another just the why you want it and it still finds a way to kick you in the ass

Angi95 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 5:46

Makes since I agree with you.

PerryFlynn 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 2:56

I think I get her... really one hour for a the sims?

Skaw_fml 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:13

Why did you cry? Because you're a moron?

notstarboard 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:01

Please be lying.

MythMaker 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 7:39

thats awkwars

Playful1985 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 8:05

You need to get out of the house!

PopTart12 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:47

I really enjoy playing the Sims, but not THAT much . FYL .

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