Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Shoeless
United States
Black out
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
Anonymous
So frustrating!
Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML
jackelking
United States
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
fEk
Australia
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Kallian
Sydney, Australia
What happened?
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Anonymous
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Top comments
deviable 9
I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??
Unsorrowful 1
I guess what goes up, must come down...
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Comments (116)
ICATiger 13
Maybe the shoe is a Ninja......
traviemojo 0
Damn gangsta's, again?
tingway 4
i hope it wasn't a stiletto heel!
ronski 41
Must've been a good party
LinaLyssic 12
Unless you got hurt bad that's hilarious. Now you have a funny story to tell at parties!
chili10 18
"guess where I found my missing shoe! Go ahead, guess!"
spongebob1990 3
Eureka :)
chili10 18
Cheer up, you found your shoe!
chili10 18
Somebody probably threw it up there to get down a football or something, I used to do the same thing with my brother's shoes.
spazz666 18
I would have been more amused had this fml been worded cleverly. "Today, it hit me where my missing shoe has been. Too bad it was falling out of a tree in my front yard when it hit me. FML"
McDonaldsworker 4
Lmao cleverly written made me burst into laughter at work, lol
inspectorclumsy 6
Did it hurt?