Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML
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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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asstonefire 0
selling Gps Ipod and new digital camera!! cheap
0____o 0
It sucks that your stuff was stolen, but I can't really blame her for laughing =P
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tronner 0
Today I saw some idiot left an iPod, a digital camera and a GPS in their car. I stole them. ILML
babawhitesox 0
ur an idiot 4 leavin that stuf cant blame u 4 gps but rest at least hide
seattle87 0
you can definitely blame her for leaving the GPS in there. i have one, and it is very easy to detach it from its mount and put it in your purse or whatever and take it with you.
killerrr 0
Exactly. My dad had his truck broken into a couple years ago and his GPS stolen even though it wasn't in plain view. You never know what kind of creeper is watching, waiting to see if you have anything that he'd like to take from you. NEVER leave ANY valuables in your car. Myself and all of my friends/family members that have a GPS, camera, cell phone, anything like that, we bring it inside with us wherever we're going. For the GPS, my friends usually leave the charger in their glove compartment and keep the GPS inside their house. It's really not that hard to just grab it on your way out the door. At lease in your house your things are more safe - provided no one wants to break into your house. Anyway... YES you CAN blame her for leaving that crap in her car.
cturtle 2
Getting robbed always sucks, but come on! You have to admit, from anyone else's point of view that's pretty damn funny. Sorry for your loss.
kayleenmay 0
omg that would suck so bad, but u shouldnt be leaving ur stuff around, so ydi.
x_Leopard_x 1
That sucks. :/ But you shouldn't keep all of that stuff in your car.
xxMiiNii 0
YDI. You're a woman! What do you carry a purse for? Even if you were a man, you should have pockets unless you wear tights all the time.
pariah_scene 3
Wow seriously #22 ? Not every woman likes purses. Just because she's a woman doesn't make her legally bound to carry one, asshole. Yes she should have taken the GPS inside, and I'm sure next time she will. No need to be rude about a lesson she's obviously learned the hard way.
onepctech 0
WTF did she want you take a picture of?the broken window? for insurance purposes? I wish my insurance would pay for stuff like that.
seattle87 0
your insurance wouldn't cover your broken window if your car got broken?! wtf kind of insurance do you have? what is insurance for if it's not for that?? that sucks.
seattle87 0
you'd leave your GPS in your car if you live in suburbia maybe, or out in the country somewhere, but other than that i would hope most people know it's not smart to leave valuables in the car.
Bloodknight 22
Hahahaha!