Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML
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Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long-distance relationship, and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
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Brelywi 15
Aww that sucks. On the plus side, cute boys with English accents are all around you!!
DocBastard 40
Wh...wh...what? You mean a CT scan of a crushed skull doesn't turn you on? Pictures of steak knives soaked in blood don't get you riled up? What the hell is the MATTER with you, son? You need serious psychiatric help.
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Comments (85)
slinky_29 2
Wouldn't you call him first?
hateevryone 15
Well, that's just mean. Did he know you were visiting?
1kiki81 6
Then where the hell is he?!?!
cooLING 0
First off, find out who he's been cheating with/dumped you/is married to and tell her how shitty of a person he is. Two, go rebound or at least enjoy the rest of your trip to England. Then, try never to contact him again. That will will only make him feel like you still want him when you actually want to run his ass over. Finally, if you do start a serious relationship, make sure you meet his family after a so you know he's not lying.
cooLING 0
*A while
apepe78 1
Why would his colleagues know what the deal is with your bf? I don't understand your story.
UnleashedKilla1 4
I like turtles.
firewilson 1
the english have an odd accent compared with us yanks. maybe they could not understand american english , which is why they had no idea what you were talking about.
Tama_fml 13
Eh, whit? American english is really only different in it's spellings. it's still english. We also get a lot of your TV programs over here, so i doubt accent was a problem unless she's got a really strong accent that even people in america would struggle to understand.
writergirl23 19
Have to give the a**hole some credit there. He ain't stupid. He didn't make up a hotel. Sucks for you though :(
takenover 15
It would be interesting to know the whole story from the OP on this one. How long had they been together? Was he going to be there longer than three months? Was she wanting to surprise him, is that why she hadn't possibly called first? How about phone contact/online contact during the three months? She only had so many characters to tell her story. It would be nice if she came back to comment on this. But it sounds like a pretty crappy deal to me.
EandL_fml 2
maybe he was out on the piss or something and never went back to his hotel? I need to find out what happened! that sucks! I can't believe that there are some bitter people on here talking about the cost of living and how horrible it is that she flew to england because he was there for only 3 months. what a bunch of bitter old bitties!