Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
Today, the power went out to my house a second time after coming on a few days ago due to a series of severe storms that rolled through the area. The first knockout took less than 12 hours. This one? A little over three days in a heat wave. FML
Today, the power at work was out. This would be fine, if they didn’t make me stay for another hour to wait for it to come back on in the Texas heat. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, the power went out. Thankfully, it was early in the morning so I should've been able to sleep through it. Then I realized I have an impossible time sleeping during power outages. FML
Today, I was overjoyed when someone finally came to my house to get the electricity back up and running. All that was changed to dismay upon finding out they first needed to find a tree trimming and removal service to clean up all the fallen branches on the power lines. FML
Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
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Top comments
McMan 23
Well that's ironic...
kodi93 2
thanks man. my power finally came back on today after it was out for almost a week. appreciate your work
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Comments (159)
kodi93 2
thanks man. my power finally came back on today after it was out for almost a week. appreciate your work
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Ditto! We thank you very much for your tireless efforts to get power back!
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Ditto! We thank you very much for your tireless efforts to get power back!
willmatrix 6
I agree. I came back home just now to power in my home. You guys are heroes!!!
Uraharas_Bankai 1
That must've been shocking, I hope you still had the power to do the last job.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
The bad pins lately are overwhelming. Is everyone just joining together to make these up, or what?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Puns*
403_SRB 0
must have missed a line somewhere! :p fyl
TheDrifter 24
Time to talk to dispatch, they need to work on prioritizing the important areas first. Bars, Liquor stores, employees houses, grocery stores and so on down the line. What were they thinking?
bignasty29 0
That Does suck And is rather ironic. And whoever says you deserve it on this one is a f#$king moron.
thebestof1984 0
Well... you do have inside connections! Call them up!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
It's like a movie director without one of those really tall chairs! :D Right..? :o
valri3 0
I guess you better get started. Too bad you don't get paid to fix you own house....unless you pay yourself! But then that would get you no where....
MrFlintstone 5
suit up and get to work
bjohnst12 0
you can fix theirs but not yours? that makes sense.....
docscientist 10
The point is he spent 70 hours fixing outages, why the **** would he want to come home to that? Think.
TheDrifter 24
He's a lineman... the problem is the lines to the house have no power. It's not something you can just grab a wrench and fix alone.
docscientist 10
+ what drifter said.