Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
Today, the power went out to my house a second time after coming on a few days ago due to a series of severe storms that rolled through the area. The first knockout took less than 12 hours. This one? A little over three days in a heat wave. FML
Today, the power at work was out. This would be fine, if they didn’t make me stay for another hour to wait for it to come back on in the Texas heat. FML
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
Today, the power went out. Thankfully, it was early in the morning so I should've been able to sleep through it. Then I realized I have an impossible time sleeping during power outages. FML
Today, I was overjoyed when someone finally came to my house to get the electricity back up and running. All that was changed to dismay upon finding out they first needed to find a tree trimming and removal service to clean up all the fallen branches on the power lines. FML
Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
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Top comments
McMan 23
Well that's ironic...
kodi93 2
thanks man. my power finally came back on today after it was out for almost a week. appreciate your work
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Comments (159)
awesomeloser14 0
irony it's a bitch sometimes. wait did your power come back on?? because you can't get on this,unless you have power.
Sirin_fml 47
Mobile phone.
awesomeloser14 0
true , but if it was an iPhone he would need wifi. then again he is an linemen......
czonstka 0
it's called a data plan.
boatramp 1
called a smart phone brain dead
joelee1408 0
more experience the better
nation92 2
the 176 ppl that put you deserved it are retarded! how in the hell do you deserve that?
xcrazyforyouu 2
like trump says "your fired"
sabrecaz 0
Er... my powers out also. So... I'll give you $4.50 for one. Final offer. Powers out I swear.
bluegreengirl 5
at least you might be able to find the problem? FYL.
lifeisabitchandy 2
you have serious issues
rogueprincess69 0
It seems to me like we can't shed any light on your situation!
greenjedi 0
that's probably my grandpa no joke lol
bamab 0
I'm sorry to hear that it sucks...however I was one of those without power it came back on today one ef4 tornado was 3 mins behind my house and you're work is GREATLY APPRECIATED THANK YOU!!