Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
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Top comments
Icejza_DaChilla 7
YDI for not setting terms before starting the project. How does it feel to be used?
aantho_fml 0
Getting table tennis advice from a pro is priceless...
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Comments (95)
FYLDeep 26
And now his website proudly displays his support of the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, and the Westboro Baptist Church.
DeathBunny218 37
You should have agreed on a payment before you made it for him...
perdix 31
Girls want guys with skillz. Table tennis is a skill. Your friend is helping you get girls mire effectively than dumb ol' money can. Well, maybe not as effective, but legal.
GraceKathryn97 0
Oh yea cuz u obviously know! Ha so pathetic!
zachherbert 10
This reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite.
perdix 31
That was the idea ;)
FMLephant 2
How about beer pong lessons?
LilyZombie 8
Accept, then beat him brutally with the racket while screaming "die Jew, die!"
kareemroks101 0
Why the hell would you not ask about that before you made the website?
jsturaveragegirl 5
So that's what they're callin it these days! "table tennis" ;P
farahg3 0
It's the thought that counts:)
SPC117 5
Lesson one: ITS PING PONG
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
WHAT I WAS THINKING
ohmandapants 17
I have to say YDI. While it's common courtesy for your friend to pay you, if you didn't set a price before starting to work, it's kind of your fault...