Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I decided to open up to my friends about losing my dad last year. To my horror, all they could do was laugh at and mock me, all because I said that he "unalived" himself. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
I kinda want to hear the joke now.
rsg0001 15
Sometimes you just got to laugh it off. Don't let all the bulling define who you are. If you show it doesn't hurt you, they will stop.
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Comments (91)
asherm 15
Sorry OP!! Even people who are supposed to be "adults" clearly are not. Don't let it get you down
brandoneyez1 25
What was the joke?
liaRawr 9
Sometimes you gotta laugh it off I joke about my epilepsy don't let it get to you or take it to seriously
TheHeavyOne 15
You have to at least tell us the joke!!!
darlinguwillbok 7
I'm sorry! I know the feeling! I have hearing loss and my family picks on me about it and I used to get bullied. You just have to learn to get back at them with something witty or be the bigger person. No one has any right to make fun of a disability.
kayteakay 26
Both you and OP deserve more respect that you get.
Ksweety_fml 27
Your dad ain't shit.
80zChyld 2
Go back to school, make better grades than those bastards, make a whole bunch of money, laugh at them at the reunion.
nand 7
I have a hearing loss as well due to the chicken pox getting into my right ear and getting infected. I have worn a hearing aid since I was 10.
poncho55 40
What the ****? That's terrible! I'm sorry OP. You don't deserve any of that. Don't let anything that anyone said get to you. I know how much some comments and jokes can hurt. Just remember that there's nothing "wrong" with you. God made you YOU. Just count your blessings. Everyone has something that challenges them in life. Keep your chin up. :)
laxbro4769 6
It must be a really funny joke then! Or your dad has a good sense of humor