Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I decided to open up to my friends about losing my dad last year. To my horror, all they could do was laugh at and mock me, all because I said that he "unalived" himself. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
I kinda want to hear the joke now.
rsg0001 15
Sometimes you just got to laugh it off. Don't let all the bulling define who you are. If you show it doesn't hurt you, they will stop.
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Comments (91)
mattrd_fml 31
What was the joke?
BardhTheUnicorn 7
i really wanna know the joke
zyymurgy 5
If you live in America, you should be protected from that shit. If it's the same people doing it all the time, tell someone. There should be people at your college, counsellors or the like, who can help you deal with this kind of issue and get it to stop. If you don't know who to talk to, I'm sure even just the people working the billing and scheduling office should be able to tell you who to go to for help regarding discriminatory behavior toward your disability. And if it's not the same people all the time, I suggest learning some extremely cruel all-purpose jokes to just whip out at people. Maybe, "I may be heard of hearing but at least I have a ******* soul and don't harass people over something they aren't in control of."
Shade1982 21
Yeah, that's good and all, but there is a huge gap between 'should' and reality...
BradTheBrony 19
Shut up, Deaf Geoff.
MartiOan 8
Would it be asking too much if I wanted to hear it?
fatkidfalling 11
Tell us the joke!!!
JoBHarvelle 7
Just remember: Your imperfections and perfections make up you. Be who you are. If people wanna pick on you for something you can't control then shows how inconsiderate they are. People with disabilities get picked on the most, which isn't fair, but just defend yourself. Defend yourself and don't back down. You may get in trouble, you may not, but either way you DONT just sit there and take it.
doglover100 29
You are gonna go places in life and they will be working at dead end jobs.
Pandaxox 10
Wow. This just proves how bad parents are getting these days. Op, I have a friend that is in the EXACT situation that you are in, and she doesn't get treated like your douche of a father. Fyl, indeed. :(
fantasyworld 39
I know how you feel. You are going places,in life and you'll do great things.