Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I decided to open up to my friends about losing my dad last year. To my horror, all they could do was laugh at and mock me, all because I said that he "unalived" himself. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
I kinda want to hear the joke now.
rsg0001 15
Sometimes you just got to laugh it off. Don't let all the bulling define who you are. If you show it doesn't hurt you, they will stop.
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Comments (91)
xSkittle 16
College? So childish..
sam1507 6
What was the joke?? Mayb u heard it wrong
TheRoyalBattler 5
i guess your dad never heard that one before!
siggy_mcsigx 22
Who the **** is college-age and makes fun of a person's disability? Perhaps these people think they're your friends and they think it's acceptable to throw in jokes. I know a diabetic whose friends make nasty jokes about it but he doesn't seem to mind at all. Although one way is to take it in stride and embrace the laughter, but that is a presumptuous thing to suggest....
mete_orito 34
Move on OP. It is obvious that those jokes are worthless comments about your disability.
HJKM_fml 19
That may be true, but it still hurts when someone who is close to you and supportive of you ends up treating you like that.
robwmel 4
Don't listen to them...
lvg_fml 10
So sad you would think by college age people wouldn't be such a-holes.
Tessa_11 19
Aw :(
_Heisenberg__ 15
WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP
Rednomad 5
Please, be a douche-impaired.
Rednomad 5
What college? I went through the same thing and I said, *speaking incoherently!* And bring a fire alarm, press the button and see if how they can handle it being hearing. What a shit friends u have.