Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I decided to open up to my friends about losing my dad last year. To my horror, all they could do was laugh at and mock me, all because I said that he "unalived" himself. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
I kinda want to hear the joke now.
rsg0001 15
Sometimes you just got to laugh it off. Don't let all the bulling define who you are. If you show it doesn't hurt you, they will stop.
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Comments (91)
worldclassrager 41
It was that good? Sorry OP but your father shouldn't have laughed...
mxij 13
Although it was highly inappropriate, sometimes you just can't control it. Lighten up a bit
MyUsernameKatie 31
Jerk -.- sorry your father was mean about it OP
Duh_0811 17
Your father is an ass hat. Wow, way to be supportive dad.
Kershaw45 9
Shrug it off and keep moving on.
jnanderson 16
Sorry op, that sounds awful
storminmormin14 12
I feel for you bro I was born with Microtia of the left ear so I can't hear out of my left side.
MysticMonkey 9
Ah, lovely sympathetic father.
perdix 31
I've never heard of a college where students make fun of others with disabilities. Evidently, neither have you! Ba-dum cha!
ultrabigasstaco 10
In college? Most people of college level intelligence shouldn't behave like middle schoolers. I knew a girl that had a hearing disability and no one gave a shit. We would mess with her sometimes but it was nothing more than friends bullshiting each other.
Zebediabolical 45
College is just like High School. Only bigger and with less adult supervision.