Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Top comments
fudrick 0
Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.
Finnboghi 0
I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.
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theanonimouse 0
The Mystery Method is a retarded book written by a douche for losers who would like to be douches. If you ever feel the need to buy this god-awful book, I suggest you check out the author, (Erik von Markovik), and watch a few videos of his appallingly rude and pathetic voicemails before moving any further. I really wouldn't suggest it to anyone that I didn't, you know, hate and wish to see fail with women forever. It's full of ideas like the "neg" listed above, and really makes talking to women out to be something akin to rocket science. Really, we're just people, guys. Some of us are bitches, some of us aren't. Some of us will play retarded mind games, (like your von Markovik and his "mystery method"), some of us won't. It's not that complicated. But if you go into it with the "Mystery Method" in mind, you will only at best come out single or with an unintelligent girl with severe self-esteem issues.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
ydi for not getting in her pants
theanonimouse 0
Also, something tells me you, (and most guys, honestly), really aren't smart enough to disguise a "neg" so well that an intelligent woman wouldn't recognize it right off the bat. It's pretty easy to tell the difference between when someone is being sincere and when someone is playing games with you, (that is, if the woman has half a brain - but that's not exactly the kind of woman you're looking for with that method, is it?).
FlaminYawn 0
Another WEAK FML. Boo hoo, you got stared at by a girl, a real life ******. Boo hoo you walked away just because she looked at you. I don't know what's weaker, you or the FML. Shit, the people that voted for this are weak, too.
SimpleSimon 0
Oh Jesus Christ man! I understand the OP is probably young, but come on, this is not a FML! MLIA, maybe, FML, no way.
Vitamin_C 0
same thought here
cactus_fml 0
Awe, I'm sorry. She's a bitch if you talked to her and she just stared at you. If you just walked up and stared at her than I really can't say I blame her, but I doubt that's what happened. You'll meet a better girl. :D
Sparkey 0
Hey, good for you for working the balls up to approach a girl. Now do it again. And again. And again. It'll get easier every time, and you'll meet nice girls along the way too.
suckishfather 0
my god u actually took the time to write all this?
thequickredofox 0
LOL - sad thing is that idiot jocks who follow all those "rules" may get the girls in their 20s but then they get fat and bald and the girls realise they're idiots and leave them and take all their money and shack up with new, younger, fit jocks; leaving the old sad jocks to rot away. Sweet little nervous geeks grow up, get confident, have a soul and a personality and end up in happy relationships. Thus endeth the lesson children