Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Top comments
fudrick 0
Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.
Finnboghi 0
I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.
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Comments (206)
gumdropandsmile 0
That's what makes it an FML. Err err.
DameGreyWulf 1
Wow what in the world... I had thought only in silly fiction could someone be so damned afraid to talk to someone of the opposite sex. However, the chick shouldn't have been glaring at you just for walking up. For all she knew, you could have come to give her five thousand dollars.
chipmunk95 0
haha you poon
jammin416 0
Dude, she was totally testing your courage. If she can rattle you, she won't respect or trust you.
shelboo_fml 0
It had a happy ending, versus this ending. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH_jMv6cioU
DoItPandaStyle 0
don't worry, and don't let it discourage you i am afraid to approach all the time but i do it and it is not bad at all if she is glaring at you, make a joke about it, make her feel bad about it but don't be mean
EMR_fml 0
You walked up to a woman, looked at her for a few minutes, didn't say anything, and then just walked away? Sounds creepy
Jimbo2000 0
Mark, here is a tip......Don't take her to a movie or buy her flowers for a first date. When you ask them out, ask them to someplace where you can talk and get to know each other. The worst that they can do is say no. We all get told no at times. That's life.
kewlcat 0
or call them a douchbag and kick them in the balls
redblueviolet 0
Win, #34. Win.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
that's the most depressing fml
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
ydi and people should feel pity for people like you. drop a sack and put it to use