Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Top comments
fudrick 0
Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.
Finnboghi 0
I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.
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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
JAZZYWRITES007 IS THE BIGGEST RETARD ALIVE
Jazzywrites007 2
And you Need a Tweezer to find your dick But I'm not saying anything, Am I?
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
you obiously havnt read my name lol
Jazzywrites007 2
That's the point. If You were so well-endowed, you wouldn't need to put it in your name, Kiddo. And learn to proofread your posts.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
you just need to get laid by a really big dick =]
Jazzywrites007 2
Hmm. No, I'm up to my armpits in sex offers but I like Brains with my ****. Obviously, something in which you are SEVERELY Lacking.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
i only think with one of them an ive gone far in life.
Jazzywrites007 2
I SINCERELY doubt that dude. With an attitude like yours, I'd imagine that you're either a dumb kid stuck at home or a completely idiotic adult. Either way, I'm sure you suck.
Vitamin_C 0
stop feeding the troll!!!!!
Jazzywrites007 2
Ok! I'm soooorry Normally I can Jump on their heads and send 'em back under the bridge but he said my name... =( I Love your Nickname though!
Vitamin_C 0
lol this one is good at it, he really makes you want to kill him...
Jazzywrites007 2
I KNOW! And the Whole "******" thing... ugh. That's the ACE IN THE HOLE for anyone that's trying to piss me off... But it's good that you said something to snap me out of my cyber-rage...
Pastor_Rich 0
get a back bone, what's the worst that could happen? maybe a kick in the nuts?
Vitamin_C 0
A "neg" will get you nowhere with a normal girl.. Only a twit with no self-esteem will be flattered by a guy who delivers thinly veiled insults. If you need to put a girl down to make yourself feel like a big man, then you seriously have issues and really shouldn't produce any offspring. Seriously OP, it's not that bad, just start by having conversations with girls without the sole intention of getting their number. Once your testicles have stopped retracting at the mere sight of a girl, move on to actually trying to get a number. Baby steps.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
yea stop feeding me. you ******
Jazzywrites007 2
(Last Time Vitamin_c) Yes I'm a dirty dyke ****** ****. You have obviously used my Myspace link. Will You be calling me next? Because all that information is on my Profile! Anything else you have to say? Tell me directly. K then! Bye!
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
this is why i hate the 13th ammendment
Hayis4horses 0
never mind bud, that girl sounds like a stuck bitch, there are lots of nice ones out there tho, just be confident in yourself and you'l be attracting nice girls in no time :)
Vitamin_C 0
i agree about no kissing ass - that's highly unattractive, and I see what you mean about being different, I just don't see how a "neg" is going to work without being insulting. And just for the record, not all pretty girls are stuck up and need to be taken off some imaginary pedestal. Most of the time it's a protective shield to ward off the creepers, because as soon as you bring it down, there are 14 guys trying to get in your pants.