Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
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Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Hey, even crack users can be classy when they want.
GRubi 17
Here's the real question. Who'd she leave them to?
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Comments (68)
Clawsified 6
A collection of *~*Fancy*~* crackpipes.
kirdypie 14
Mumma liked to party
Truthexists1 12
How sure are you those are actually crack pipes? Send pic I dont believe it Users break pipes end up small broken glass
mimi809o 21
Ya learn somethin new every day...
captainsmegma 12
Lehk 9
you sure they were crack pipes? hashish pipes and marijuana vaporizer pipes can look like crack pipes. a real crack pipe is often just a little glass tube with some steel wool shoved in the end as a filter.
effyolife23 9
Are you by chance Bobbi Brown?
swaggtastic51234 5
Your grandma was dope
AKirillo 1
Honestly it was probably for marijuana, so don't lose too much pride in your mother, either way I'm certain she was a wonderful person
stoned_minded 1
i feel like i'll be in the same boat when my mom passes...