Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
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Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Hey, even crack users can be classy when they want.
GRubi 17
Here's the real question. Who'd she leave them to?
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Comments (68)
kimg0885 23
Crack is whack!
worldclassrager 39
I bet you didn't expect that
Khaleesi_26 30
Sorry for your lose OP, and maybe the pipes were just a remance of troubled time in life?
purebliss_fml 19
I was not expecting that! I thought you had discovered her big fancy box of ******, whips & handcuffs. sorry for your loss OP
JayVicious 20
that was where i thought this fml was going also
8born8 18
No, that's the other fancy box. The one sitting beside the box containing the crack pipes. My condolences OP.
riffehunter 16
maybe they were weed pipes? that is put in a different category by a lot of people, and almost everyone agrees its less harmful and potentially helpful
foxwasalamb 24
we found the stoner
dezire43 7
i get where you're coming from but there is a very obvious difference between the residue crack leaves behind compared to that of weed. the look and smell are very different
Ray_of_midnight 22
Pipes that are used for weed are very different to ones that are used for smoking crack. You know those "miniature silk rose in a little glass tube" thingies they sell at the counter at gas stations and convenience stores, especially in bad neighborhoods? Ditch the rose and you have a crack pipe.
morella_xx 29
Yeah, you're not the only one who reads Cracked.
riffehunter 16
probably too late for this, but my logic was that you see the blown glass pipes that a lot of people use for weed, i have no idea how a crack pipe is different and was thinking maybe op had jump to conclusions. and i was saying weed is "different" because people use it for other purposes like for medical reasons.
redstone7693 29
wtf? that's suspicious
ndaguanno 17
Sorry for your loss op
False_Stupidity 41
Perhaps they were just a collection of fancy pipes and she didn't use it? Anyhow, now you can have a pipe dream, although I hear they aren't all that they are cracked up to be.
Scarylizard1798 23
Worlds greatest mom award goes too...
ohSNAPyall 26
Addiction does not equate to being a bad parent. OP didn't even know she was a user.
MehrunesDagon456 20
I moderated this. I feel happy :)
MehrunesDagon456 20
Why am I being downvoted? (To Oblivion?) As long as its the Deadlands or Moonshadow then its okay.