Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
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Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Hey, even crack users can be classy when they want.
GRubi 17
Here's the real question. Who'd she leave them to?
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Comments (68)
dipshitpoopyhead 7
proof that crack will kill you
KatyLarae 13
Sorry for your loss OP, guess they are yours now...
EmpireCityRay 13
That's the bright side, he's got to continue her legacy LMAO
RedPillSucks 31
If you have good memories of her and didn't know of the bad stuff, then hold on to the good memories.
ohSNAPyall 26
How is this a habit she was able to hide?
rhcpgurl 18
Look OP, I literally had to go to my dads funeral today. He was the best man ever. If your mom loved you then really who cares. I have to go through my dads things soon but I can't let his imperfections tarnish the fact that he was an amazing father. I'm sorry for your loss OP. Cherish your mothers memory.
WolfyGrace 24
That's one way to remember her, I suppose. Sorry for your loss, OP!
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP So your mom was a crackhead, give her credit she deceived everyone on the down-low including you. But there had to have been that 1 mysterious dude that was her dealer who came out to her wake to pay their respect. Heck you lost a mom but they lost a customer, lol
ostfaiz 18
i sd m sorry maama..i nevea meant hurt uuu...but 2nite m cleanin out crackpipes
MrBlackledge 12
I will never understand how someone can say OP deserved this...
vde_fml 15
Sorry for your mom mate. But she was great I take it!