Geek: Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK...

By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Going to work naked tomorrow - 11/12/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Northallerton

Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML

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Thursday 19 August 2010 16:05

I hope the WHACKWHACK ringtone was free. YDI if you actually paid for it.

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:02

YDI for leaving your phone in your pants (whether or not you did the laundry...)

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MellyMellz 0

Friday 20 August 2010 11:17

Always empty the pockets before washing !

runningwildfire 0

Friday 20 August 2010 11:34

My son did that a few times, and the phone still worked until the fourth time and then it finally killed it!

bhavs 0

Friday 20 August 2010 12:52

ahaha lol its happened to me twice its not so bad if you get a better one after xP

VeraJK 12

Friday 5 August 2011 20:01

WHACKWHACKWHACK made me laugh

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 31 October 2011 17:13

WHACKWHACKWHACK made me laugh. Reminds me of the time my sisters ex was using our dryer and couldn't find his car keys anywhere until we heard a similar noise coming from the dryer.

thelogan22 10

Sunday 20 July 2014 6:25

That's why I have an Otterbox Armor Case :)

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