Kids: Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted....

By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

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By Ruinedchristmas - 28/11/2014 18:07 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By ac32 - 11/04/2011 16:05 - Canada

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

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Saturday 11 April 2009 9:46

Awwwww how adorable reminds me of that spongebob episode where he and patrick buy an expensive tv to play with the box

ScottyD620 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:39

Lol like a puppy, likes the thing that you didn't buy :) sucks for you!

Comments

katie72 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 11:40

'always', eh? Wow he musta been nooning over it for a looong time.

xLittleMissPinkx 5

Monday 12 December 2011 22:28

Lol that's how little kids are. The always find the box more fun then the actual toy :) gotta love em though

WorstLifeLiver19 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:56

He is 2, it's normal, chill, this is totally not a FML

Dusksoul2001 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:53

You have to expect that. Kids always go for the box!

Darkblade21 20

Monday 6 January 2014 5:58

He's 2, children of that age are interested in everything. Did you expect him/her to right a song dedicated to you and everything infinitely holy about you? I'm obviously exaggerating, but it's ridiculous for you to expect anything more than what happened.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 20 November 2014 18:09

He's 2, they are more interested in the thing the toy came in.

Soleia_Grace 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 17:30

he's 2 how much were you expecting kids are weird

J15237 25

Wednesday 10 March 2021 0:54

Every single parent has experienced that and felt that moment. Do not feel ashamed, not an FML just a firm initiation to buying our children what we thought would truly make them happy. In a couple of weeks they will play with it. My favorite situation is when they play with that super special toy for 5 minutes and then not touch it for over a month. Just part of being a parent.