Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months secretly learning guitar so I could surprise everyone at a family barbecue, the moment finally came. I sat down, took a deep breath, and realized I'd practiced every song with a capo I forgot to bring, as well as my tuner. Everything sounded terrible. My uncle asked if I was improvising Free Jazz. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.
mucrew 0
please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song
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Comments (286)
LoveRie 0
guitardedman 0
95 says it best
Quinnjamin 0
I hope you're under 20 years old...
bbabyyxO 0
I never understand these 'my life is pathetic & I just realized it today FML' things. Like kay, then go do something productive & be someone you actually want to be. Don't post it on FML because hey, still not doing anything productive. But cool, now you upgraded your biggest accomplishment to getting your FML posted. Wow, you're pretty awesome. Ghondi & MLK ain't got nothing on youuu studdd.
Get_Naykid 0
I shit my balls when I beat it #106 is a smart man.
jewel_505 0
congrats! on what level though?
wienerwagon 0
This is the worst FML I've ever read.
Jimmy2112 0
LMAO, wow thats not pathetic at all.
stop_whining 0
Yes, accomplishments are relative. But given the information we have, and the fact that the OP seems to be perturbed enough by this to post his or her concerns on this site, my immediate response is this: Turn off the ******* console, stop whining, and go "do" something, you lazy, pasty piece of shit.
cselby 0
hey, keep your head up sport, thats a hard song to beat!