Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
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Koubz 0
Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)
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pariah13 0
that blows
Koubz 0
fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.
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Comments (145)
canzo378 0
so......?
hzuck65 0
sorry but that is funny as hell
ericck 0
lol, owned by a fan... how u feel?
salty66 0
even without a fan sneezes can easily travel 10 metre - cover your nose next time
saki84 0
That's funny
Espion_fml 1
Gotta be fake. Unless the fan was some kind of industrial strength unit there's no way it could counter the speed a sneeze is expelled at.
kemolegend907 0
she never said she had a cold
simplyyamazingg 0
OMG! ur life is horrible! now you have to clean ur face. I'm so sorry...
zoe_defenestrate 0
I would've just drenched the computer and wipe it down with anti-bacterial wipes. Sneeze first; consequence later.
Z49 0
are u retarded? u don't feel the wind blowing against your face?