Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
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Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML
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Cruzg2017 18
"Family is forever!" - said everyone but grandma.
weveallbeenthere 30
I want to know what you did to her to get that response.
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Comments (50)
Weiss_Schnee 14
He gran will just post later: "my birthday today and the only one that remembered was that pleb of a grandchild. FML."
yerrkiddingme 2
Its kind of weird but older people will find out who they really like as a person and who they don't like as a person. Your grandma doesn't like you, you're the weird person in your family lol.
vikky538 28
you can plan your next drive.. when her funeral is confirmed...
lina21 12
Wow what did you do to piss grandma off? In all seriousness though, does she have early dementia? Not recognizing family or coming up with things they didn't really do happens. We had some pretty epic ones when my grandma had it
DanielleinDC 33
That makes sense. At least I hope it's dementia and not grandma being a bitch who hates one of her grandchildren.
jaydemonkey 6
Your grandma sounds like a bitch. At least she should've done was appreciated that you came to her birthday party
PSYqualiac 17
Put on glasses and a fake mustache as well as a name tag that says "not ". Maybe she won't notice.
Bassam24 21
re-evaluate your family
Stealthclaws 16
You had to have done something to get that reaction, just saying