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dammit Redbank, Australia

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

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RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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Happened to me once, but all it took was one hit and I fell unconcious on the floor

I almost shit myself laughing

mental asylum 13

dumbass bitch

Good thing he was near a toilet