Health: Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 17:18 - Germany

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

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amerwin 3

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Comments

Junihall 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:15

At least you didn't just wash your face.

ithappened2me 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:31

Happened to me with a cactus once.

Sarah__917 14

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:32

Tell him that you look like him.

DusktheKat 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:42

Well... it's good that you didn't wipe your face with it.

Bi0xHazard 18

Tuesday 23 June 2015 12:25

Then why the ****?

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