Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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savvy_suzy 0
Get a dog then.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Strike up conversations with interesting people in the emergency room. Chat up the doctor giving you stitches. Ask the nurse sopping up your blood what fun things there are to do in town. People won't come to you, OP. Put in some effort and soon you'll have a ton of friends who enjoy hanging out with disfigured crybabies. Good luck!
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ImaginaryFoe 1
Strike up conversations with interesting people in the emergency room. Chat up the doctor giving you stitches. Ask the nurse sopping up your blood what fun things there are to do in town. People won't come to you, OP. Put in some effort and soon you'll have a ton of friends who enjoy hanging out with disfigured crybabies. Good luck!
dre_bro11 12
OP, who teachinged you the good England?
catatonicsleep 17
The cat could be stressed from the move. I know my cat hates being in her travel cage to even go to the vet 10 minutes away. Your cat is just probably annoyed at you for making it travel, it will get over it. :)
hghiPigh 0
"even my cat has more friends than me"-- this baby's going in the favorite quotes section of my facebook profile
s_tricka 0
that sucks. just remember. if u rlly wanna get friends like ur car, don't do it his way. ppl don't like their buts smelled too much. haha
you_freak 7
Boohoo get over it! You aren't going to meet anyone at home, put some effort into it and stop whining!
W4X 0
Go on a chatroom and meet some people or just take a walk and say Hi to people. It isn't too hard.
boatkicker 5
Have you ever walked down the street and said "Hi" to random people? If so, you should realize that people are super-paranoid, and are more likely to slap you than say "Hey nice to meet you"
BloodyHeel 8
I'll be your friend, OP.
ithappens232 0
it's she THEN ran away
DakotaCat 4
Well it's a new town.. You can't expect to have a fountain of friends when you just move there