Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
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Today, I finally found out why I got a D in a class last semester. It was a heavily attendance-based class, and apparently he only marked you present if you participated in class discussion. It was a 100-seat lecture. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, the grades for one of my courses were released. The class average was higher than that which the department allowed, so the professor had to scale everyone's marks down to meet the policy. I ended up failing because my class was too smart. FML
Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML
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example1233 1
How does that make any sense?
Keevarou 17
hey, at least you have the brains :) A 94% is good, so be proud about that. have a nice day ^^
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Comments (101)
gonad_gobbler 1
Convince every person in your class to not answer any questions on the test. Instant hundreds for everybody.
doodlecloud 27
Or instant zeros for everybody : (
itsgen 16
What the **** is the point of that
Rocky007 15
Test was way too easy, if D students can get a 94%.
dellis44 7
IMPOSSIBRU!!!
ryggsekk 8
did you have 94% of 100% correct answeres, if so this is a lame annoying. over 70% is ******* fantastic
thisisthriller 1
or you could just deal with it
DocBastard 40
Maybe the D stands for "Dynamite Job!" Maybe it stands for "my professor is a ********."
fightingkittens 39
This is why I hate curves. I had an English professor who graded on a curve and couldn't give more than three A's. I wouldn't even be so bothered if GPA weren't so important. I don't understand why professors do that.
c8750 2
I agree #40. I had a math professor who decided his grading scale was 91-100 for an A. I got 89.9 & he said he couldn't bump it up because "it was more than a point" Cost me straight A's that semester :(
Rosie2010 3
Ugh why can't my teachers be like that.
tigrouficele2012 44
Jeez. Good luck explaining THAT to your parents.