Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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nerwende_fml 0
Maybe she should dance in the dark? Don't bother, I'll show myself out ------> []
KiddNYC1O 22
Her run will soon end, you'll see. Gaga's not the grandma's.
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Comments (158)
thebassopotomous 0
She should be put down. Period.
Decodedman 1
So FYMIL.
sgtrobswifey 0
lol, ftw!
Tuesdays76 0
me too
hcovballer247 0
mother-in-law NOT mother in law
GabbyCharityM 0
Deal with it, she was born that way OP. Just Dance and join her. Don't be a Monster.
JenL_fml 7
That must be a painful sight... These comments are hilarious.
hondachick 0
thats so funny id dance with her
RPattzs_gurl 0
Don't be a drag, let her be a queen.
IndigoFuckYou 9
At last. A logical and pretty simple result to almost anything.