Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my...

By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2014 16:06 - United States

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

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By familyofpsychos - 26/10/2012 04:38 - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:11

We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.

nordies4 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:07

what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry

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SAYwhatFML 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:05

FYL

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:06

wow......she's good when you came in she should of stabed you wit it

ruler286 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:15

all of u who comment on the bed fire thing r wronge ones in Texas others in like Nebraska or sumtin and btw like tht girl said avenge ye education

ruler286 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:18

I'm sorry ones in Ontario others Texas so...

deannacx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:24

What'd you do for her to seek revenge on you?

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:26

I know did she relalize that she basically just riped up three HUNDRED DOLLARS

itz_towelie 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:29

FML commenting problems FTL

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:30

oh wow, what did you do to her.?

jinxthejinx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:30

i'm pretty sure there's a "Karma's a bitch" comment on every single FML post... i am beginning to wonder if it's always the same person.

S0biTeMe 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:30

.. either that or everyone has taken up religion?

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:37

did he spell colored wrong or did I

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:45

people in Canada spell color different then Americans darling.

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