Today, I discovered that my mother uses my eyebrow tweezers to pull ticks off the dog. She also hasn't figured out that just dipping the tweezers in alcohol doesn't automatically sterilize them. Especially if there is icky dog hair still stuck on. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, my mom has a habit of trying to pull out what she thinks are loose hairs in my beard. My beard hairs are actually just really, really long, not falling off. She'll confidently yank one that she thinks isn't attached, causing a sharp pain until she realizes it's attached. I don't know how to make her stop. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
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frankiefan 0
Actually, alcohol will kill most bacteria, so you're wrong. But I agree that it's sick that she's using them in the first place, and going through the trouble of sterilizing them without removing the hair. There's tweezers at Walgreen's for a dollar and they work just fine on my eyebrows... if you're not a caveman, it shouldn't be a big deal to get a new one (at least she wasn't using your hairbrush on the dog and GIVING you ticks).
shannonbabyy13 0
that's gross
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FaiIedAtLife 0
seriously guys, leave snickerdoodles alone. if I were to have just a tenth of her brains and vocabulary I would be happy. seriously snick, keep on "trollin' " ( that's what these anti snicks are calling it) as to make some children i.e me very happy
amymarie13 0
you were 5 ten years ago. who reads a home remedies book at the age of 5? and pleeeease don't go on to tell us you were a child prodigy and were reading interesting books like that at 5. you were reading Barney.
ForeverDreamer 0
just tell your mom it's best to use a credit card, then see how she likes the idea of having her items used for that...then go buy yourself a new tweezer. no biggie
SealClubber 0
the retention of information is considered an idetic memory. photographic is remembering scenes.
bettadenne1 0
owned
Domonator 16
Earlier today I typed, "she has a brain and she's not afraid to use it". I'm impressed, Snick. Use your gifts wisely.
karinerz 0
Hmm, I suggest you clean that tweezer soon or tell your mom. FYL
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