hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Anonymous
Frenemies
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Anonymous
Kaul, India
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Hellosinglelife
Diego Martin, Trinidad and Tobago
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
likecomeon
Glendale, United States
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Anonymous
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
My love
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Maidenhead, United Kingdom
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Anonymous
Maple, Canada
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
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yellowsnowman 0
what a stupid bitch
1love420 0
that isn't a good friend
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Comments (129)
MaddySwaggedUp 0
Sometimes you gotta be a bitch to get stuff done. ????
SkoomaKi 28
Stupid bitch. I joke, ask her about it. There has to be a reason.
Crystal_RX 1
Look at a bright side. It is better than a "Nasty *****".
KaylieBieber13 0
this sounds like something me and my bestfriend would do, only joking. we act nore like sisters.
cmb8280 24
... Well that's just hurtful.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I have my best friend of SEVEN years saved into my phone as "My Personal Retard." My friend know's it's a joke. But I dunno about your friend.
fantasyworld 39
It could be a joke.
HarleyGal12 18
Best friends do that some times. She could just have been joking
PtCaboose 21
Does she say that often? It might be a joke, a lot of friends swear at each other as a joke (myself included)
hwasnak 13
I have my best friend saved. as "loser" and vice versa. She could be joking