Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash on my face after just getting over a bad cold. I was told by the doctor that it was a staph infection spread by wearing a face mask. The face mask I wore so people wouldn’t catch the cold from me. FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
That's so adorable, even your body rejects itself.
jj732 0
have you learned nothing from house? it's never lupus.
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Comments (96)
CL41RE 0
That's sad :( (don't cry!) lol
foreverisabelx3 0
FYL indeed.
medfly 2
yes people, it's possible to be allergic to your bodily fluids...
Rinku 0
She might be bullshitting, she might not. Regardless, I have a similar condition. My excema is irritated when I sweat or cry and I get a break out. So don't call bullshit when you don't know what you're talking about.
daisymay38 0
have you tried moisturizer? Sometimes when your skin is really dry it stings to put salt water on it
KeNnY2993 0
Your an idiot there is no way in hell that this is real in anyway! and its dumb stories liek this that make FML suck.
phospholipidbag 0
Yeah, this isnt actually possible. Blood is basically dirty salt water. You cant be allergic to water. You would die. You cant be allergic to salt. You would die. You cant be allergic to salt water. You would die. Now unless fmylife has some sort of way to post things from beyond the grave, im going to guess you arent dead, and therefore are not allergic to salt water.
jd_superjive 0
wow reading some of these comments....some people are really retarded in the world of internet's. Sorry for you man
redheadfreak929 0
I think the OP is telling the truth, but too many people have posted about having something like it, keep in mind the article said it was VERY RARE! Also i've never heard of anyone being allegic to water, I think many of u people u said u have it as well r either just trying to make the OP feel better (THATS GOOD)! or u do have it and i feel bad for u and the most likely one is that they want to make a case for its correct.
FAILAGE 0
how the hell is that possible lolz