Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
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Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
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arachnophile 13
There really does seem to be an age where ***** are no longer given. Sorry, OP.
acommonman 23
sorry you had to witness that, but he won't stay for long in this world, let him do as he pleases
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Comments (73)
False_Stupidity 42
Quick! One order of brain bleach!.. Stat!
Thors_Hammer9999 17
Close the blinds/curtains
ajs1987 15
Your neighbor seems pretty ballsy.
khorstmye 15
Ha! I didn't know you were my neighbor!!!!
Derpinboppin 13
This is one fine day to be nude!
badgercheese94 16
Bah, he only has a few more years left, let him have his bloody fun!
MVPK2010 13
Run outside with a pair of hedge trimmers saying "snip snip!" In a sing song kinda voice!
jessdexter 5
don't be a nosey neighbor and let him do his business in peace, he's old enough he's earned that right lol
mosquito19 14
you should throw some peanut butter on him and send the dogs after his leather bag.
xKrisSmoove 21
Day 256, supplies running low, family worried, no information on neighbor…send bacon