By finallyready - 08/01/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
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HappyPanda2016 14

I hope you mean ex-girlfriend.. And ex-friend. -_-

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Sinamoi 18

Saved you the trouble of having to discover who she really was before you did take that big step in your relationship. Send her ass a packin' and find someone worthy of a healthy relationship.

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wsdarrah 14

I'm sorry OP. :( If she would do that to you then she doesn't deserve you. I hope you find someone much better.

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ICastillo 24

Reasonable explanation, she tripped, he fell and both their clothes ripped off and he fell on top of her...

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Tali147 16

That has happened to me before. Completely plausible.

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PenguinBitch 43

It just shows how quickly people you trust can stab you in the back. You deserve better OP.

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bach2121 13

What a ****. Hope you dumped that piece of shit...

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jennuhm 4

Nothing to say about the friend? Really?

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BlueFlatts 20

Kick his ass! But you might want to wait till later so you won't have to fight a naked guy.

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Lucia_Malpense 14

Hey, zero YDI! (At time of posting) Guess even the trolls figure that there's no way OP deserved it.

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Catkam623 27

54 now I bet it's the badge hunters who always hit both.

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evig_fml 16

Or it's possible they presume he deserves it because they believe he should have known the type of person he was in a relationship with. Not my opinion but its possible and I could see how some could click YDI

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lilhellian 26

I totally clicked YDI because he didn't use the 'ICheat'... /sarcasm..

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dancinwookie 21

You either have incredibly horrible timing, or it's not her first ride at that particular rodeo. Both are no bueno.

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Enslaved 36

What a great friend! I bet he was just breaking her in for you. Kinda like an untamed horse.

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TheDrifter 23

But is great fun trying.

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Gestpacho88 12

I never understood why anyone would cheat. If you're not happy in a relationship, just leave. Don't destroy the possibility for someone else to have a relationship.

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SirCharles83 13

Because people are greedy scum bags who want to have their cake and eat it too. I'm slightly bitter.

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GhostChickens 17

I never understood why people would cheat. If you don't want to be with someone, don't be with them. It's extremely disrespectful to cheat. I'd rather be dumped than cheated on. I wouldn't want to be the "other person" either. If you can't commit to one person, don't be in a monogamous relationship with them. I hope you kicked the daft twats out of your life, OP.

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GhostChickens 17

Sorry, I basically just repeated the comment above. I didn't see what had been said until it was too late. Ignore me, I'll just crawl back into my hole.

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MidnaLink 33

Actually that was better than the previous comment. This kind of relationship crap is EXACTLY why I don't want to be in one.

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Fanain 2

Not all relationships are like this. At all.

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cicpjaky 6

Somebody needs an ass whopping

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