Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML
Tuck_My_Life tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
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FPsLife 5
Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though
uneekfreak16 0
20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.
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Peroxide 3
Did it give you wings?
SimpleSimon 0
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I call FAKE. You wouldn't spontaneously drive 20 hours on the off chance that she'd be home, without calling her first. And if you did call her first, YDI for going out with somebody stupid enough to sleep with another guy knowing you were on your way at any moment.
romaunts 0
He probably wanted to surprise her, and found out in a roundabout way that she'd be home. It would be a sweet surprise, if she wasn't apparently a ****...
Tuck_My_Life 3
OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
aberfrog5 0
sorry. FYL. you'll find someone better. [: btw, the mastercard thing is always cute. :D
pb_and_josh 0
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yeah, YDI, wow, horrible format, lmao, and didnt call first? or did you? either way, i have to lean on the fake side, you probably saw it in a movie, or it was like you walked in on your friend having sex and made it up.
Sonata90 26
Ignore the whiners OP, your post was a perfect FML. Personally I just want to know more about what happened!
yeezuschrist420 11
This comment makes me so angry i want to punch you in the face
Cdldriver 0
PRICELESS.
GerberGearKnife 0
HOLY ******* SHITBALLS ON RYE
mobius8 0
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How exactly did you catch her in bed with another guy? You obviously don't live with her, so probably don't have keys, and it's not like you'd break into her bedroom if she didn't answer the door. Sounds fake, and pretty retarded anyway if it's not.
romaunts 0
Maybe he didn't literally see them in bed together? Maybe one of them or both answered the door in disarray, or some other means that made it clears what they were up to?
Muffinish 0
I'm with #20.
NGM_47 0
AND.... Black gloves: $5 An axe: $60 Deciding who to kill first? KILL HER!!
JournalKeeper 0
omg i love your comment that was funny but yea he should've dumped water on her and the guy then set about half her house on fire for all the money he wasted just to see her but then again it's his fault for a havin a bitch 20 hours away
WonderBlunder 0
Fake. Agree with those comments about master card thing. It's getting pretty old now.
fir_fml 0
i feel for you man
irockmyworld 0
sorry dude. that has to hurt.
turdburgers 0
That sucks. You sound sweet, you'll find another girl.