Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Malyss_fml 4
I remember how the pamphlets that came with my curling irons always had a warning in them along the lines of, "Do not use while asleep!" You're going to be the reason why this warning appears on the whitening strips' literature in the future! Ouch.
centrupel 0
As the hydrogen peroxide oxidizes the colorants in the dentin layer of the tooth (in other words, as the whitening gel does its job), it incites a pulpal (tooth nerve) response. This is the sharp pain you may feel. Most whitening strips that you can take home and use are not too concentrated... probably 15%. The OTC stuff might be even less. The 35% concentration should only be used for 30 minutes but the 15% concentration instructions actually say you can sleep with them in. And even if you are awake, you can keep them in for up to 3 hours. The OP should brush their teeth to remove the remaining gel. The sensitivity *should* disappear within an hour or so.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (39)
FireFlie07 20
repeat. I saw this same FML like a month ago.
HyperExecuter 0
douche
Pandada89 0
Have you never watched Friends?
blazingman311 1
Try brushing
perdix 31
I hope you have written your will. Certain death awaits. Didn't you read the instructions?
Firetiger 0
you wouldnt be in this situation if you brushed your teeth twice a day. its not that hard i dont know why some people just cant do it. YDI for that and using whitening strips-they just cover up your disgusting teeth not fix them.
wolfy_fml 5
Not everyone has bright white teeth just from brushing. I brush twice a day, yet I have lightly discolored teeth. They just grew in that way. Discolored teeth aren't always result of bad oral hygiene.
Sammara 0
There are so many factors in tooth coloring. Brushing alone cannot make your teeth white. Your teeth coloration is affected by diet (current and childhood), medications, genes...
xd0rkiee 0
#46- Everyone's teeth has a yellow tint to it. It varies from person to person whether the yellow is more noticable or not, idiot. Just brushing your teeth twice a day does NOT do the trick.
Ashleigh_Kae 11
I love u
iNinjaX 0
Ouch...that sounds like something I would do.
IllegalLight 0
I've never used them before so can someone explain to me why it would be painful?
Bsane 0
Dame