Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
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lolol182 4
dump him?
missgoober 0
i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.
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Comments (178)
davidlonghorn 0
78... woowwwwwwww lady, please seek some real quick help about that... as a holder of a penis I am very frightened by your motives and disdain for men...
wildchild10 0
wow that blows id beat the bitch and him, i hope i dont go through something like that next year with my guy
blackdude_fml 0
This is funny, I actually laughed true or not its still funny!
Dane_fml 0
Lmfao, suprise!
theoneforgotten 0
This one has been on here like 5 times...
Redweezl 0
Ive had great things happen like that to me... however... that was a good statement... W-O-W.
Karmas_aBitch 0
HAHAHA you gotta give the poor chap some credit for trying, no matter how much he was at fault hahah!
Hey_Darl 0
Guess who's a bad sexual partner, that's right! YOU ARE !!
bigdman 0
LOLOLOLOLOL... u have to say that was some kick ass comment... He tried REALLY hard to cover for that one...
littlefishyjes 0
that's when you punch him straight in the weenie and yell "Vendetta!"