Health and Mistakes: Crotch rot - FML

Crotch rot

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I discovered that baking soda is not the same as Gold Bond powder. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Dan - 20/10/2018 15:30

Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML

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By Leigha - 02/01/2012 02:14 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By NAT - 03/01/2016 16:15 - United States - Gaffney

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

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By poormanslucyliu1 - 07/11/2016 02:28

Today, I had to teach my 13-year-old sister that sugar and salt don't, "cancel each other out to make the taste neutral". FML

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Bogrbon 27

Monday 19 July 2021 6:06

Some was he putting baking soda in his stinky shoes (or somewhere more sensitive) or trying to cook with gold bond? The people deserve to know!

EBrogen 12

Monday 19 July 2021 10:42

I say cooking with gold bond. Baking soda is used in oder removal in garments and shoes. It can even be digested directly, so I can't see any affect besides an uncomfortable feeling if dumped in underwear. We definitely need more info.

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Bogrbon 27

Monday 19 July 2021 6:06

Some was he putting baking soda in his stinky shoes (or somewhere more sensitive) or trying to cook with gold bond? The people deserve to know!

weeping_willow 25

Monday 19 July 2021 6:23

Baking soda in stinky shoes actually works to absorb odors. So I assume it was the more sensitive area

EBrogen 12

Monday 19 July 2021 10:42

I say cooking with gold bond. Baking soda is used in oder removal in garments and shoes. It can even be digested directly, so I can't see any affect besides an uncomfortable feeling if dumped in underwear. We definitely need more info.

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