Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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speakfreely 21
He's a keeper
AviKerensky 17
At least he knew. Saved you from an awkward conversation with your mother or your best female friend. I'd keep him around, for sure.
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Comments (113)
bobslawnservice 16
True love - teaching your girlfriend how to use tampons (Or maybe he just enjoys putting things in your ******.)
Zmanryan3 9
You should be happy that he helped you and didn't just make you figure it out yourself!! Sounds like you got yourself a great guy
ssnow_fml 20
Good on him for knowing, but why would you switch without at least making sure you knew how to use them?
catherinecas 30
Much like everything in life you have to learn how to use tampons. This involves trial and error because even with an instruction manual those little bastards can be hard to use. Presumably there is a male equivalent such as penis care where one has to be taught how to properly clean it.
may14th 26
using tampons for the first time is all about trial and error. a lot of times the girl is nervous or tense which makes her muscles clench and makes it more difficult or she can't find the right spot or she doesn't insert it to the correct depth. these all make it uncomfortable.
Jaelkus 28
Not really, unless you count a cath tube, but that is something different.
catherinecas 30
I thought with foreskin there was some extra cleaning regime? Regardless, my point stands.
gingerlover01 24
how does he know?
False_Stupidity 42
She is likely not his first girlfriend you know...
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Might not be his first girlfriend, or his mother isn't around and he has younger sisters.
dontknow1 19
you should've read the instructions on the box, but if he taught you with patience i think he is good man.
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
That's a very strong/comfortable relationship you have there. ^_^
bugjuice1 18
If you don't use tampons yet you're too young to have a boyfriend.
ourtneyc 14
you know not everyone has to use tampons right you can be older and use pads only like what are you even saying lol
catherinecas 30
My mom is 45 years old and has been married for 24 years. She's never used tampons. I'll tell her that her marriage is a sham.
corky1992 33
I didn't use them until I was like 22. You'd be surprised how many people either don't use them or wait.
SpyroMello 29
#23 I, like a very small percentage of women in the entire world, have a medical condition where a thin layer of skin that usually dissolves when a girl reaches the age of about 10-12, where that layer didn't dissolve so now whenever I attempt to wear a tampon, it hurts extremely bad. There's a small hole in the later where my menstrual blood comes out of but I can't really fine it without a light and I'm not that flexible haha. So when I had sex for the first time I bled. Now, I could probably wear tampons but before I definitely couldn't. Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm an adult. Tampons aren't for everyone.
rosesarenice 5
Seriously? Not necessarily I didn't start using tampons until I was 23 years old and that's a personal preference not cause I was too young to use tampons.
MallowMistress 13
I'm 19, never used tampons. As with my 44 year old mother. I never plan to use them, cause the thought just terrifies me.
emokitty91 12
same 52, my mom is 51 used pads and taught my sister and I to use them too
zarrganaut 17
I'm 23 and never use tampons. Always hated them. So I used pads. (Used meaning I don't get my period due to my birth control)
spaholla04 13
This is complete bullshit. I'm 20 years old and use pads only. Tried tampons and I hated them.
siggy_mcsigx 22
With or without applicator is the question here....
Unbearable_fml 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm so sorry the education system failed you so badly.
may14th 26
I personally don't recall ever being taught in health class how to insert a tampon. Sure, we were informed of the options but that's about it.
Jaelkus 28
Things they don't even like to mention in the sexual health classes around here. I was taught the only answer was abstinence and that anything else would send me to hell. This is why I vote against abstinence only education. The end result is certain things don't get taught when they could be really helpful.
zeffra13 31
I know most schools' health class don't cover how to insert a tampon, but #28's point is that they should. It's daily-life useful for about half the population.
wow2mylife 25
for everyone talking about the instructions on the box they are really hard to follow will for me