By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 946
You deserved it 1 193

Same thing different taste

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♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫

"How do you like your coffee sir?" OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"

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It's basically a common rule now that every FML about any liquid involves someone spilling it all over something else. XD

I once had a burning sensation in my nethers from shifting gears while I had my coffee between my legs. Third degree burns on the junk will definitely kill your sex life. I feel for you OP. Walk softly and carry a big ice pack...not for real, don't use ice on burns.

At least it did the job! Just not in the way you expected it. The world works in mysterious ways my friend.

TMO2142 25

Its still coffee itself causing the pain :3

PeterB444 17

Glad you found a new morning routine OP, caffeine can be dangerous.

It could be worse - it could have been McD's coffee superheated far beyond regulation temperatures resulting in massive burns that fused your junk shut and resulted in agonizing pain that you would experience for the rest of your life while the world mocks you for being a stupid greedy moneydigger when all you want is for your medical bills to be paid.

But the coffee is the liquid so, the coffee did wake you up as much as the liquid because they are the same thing.