Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML
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FurryCup 0
Join them? ;)
DaSexyBeast 0
well find someone to have sex with and scream even louder it will be a fun little contest
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Comments (180)
radkelsie24 0
wow, that just sucks. send them a letter. but don't tell them it's you and say stfu lol. I can't sleep :(
conversesk8er 0
#17 - yeah op should do that xD do not forget about telling them to stfu
Barrientos432 5
If she's a *****, in a few months or so maybe she'll find out she has an STD, or better! Pregnant! You'll be able to hear countless hours of crying, and arguing. That'll be fun, yes? :]
Russian_Roulette 0
get an active sex life and do the same thing :)
Silkie 0
She's faking it.
rileykins 0
ahaha agreed.
6sick6 4
you're beautiful 30
Lucidium 0
*Cough*******Cough*
pinkuser626 17
Hate to break it to u 28 but some of us really r just screamers it's very hard to control when ur actually enjoying urself.
xliox 0
oh lol. lol @ 'she's a screamer' you should listen you might get a few tips OP
iCommentFML 0
Lol dude id go up there and scream SHUT THE F*** UP YOU HORNY B**** then see if that ruins the mood
apkiys 0
Sing to the tune of "Staying Alive" by Bee Gees!
satanisthesavior 21
record them, find a big stereo, and play it back in the middle of the night... Or better yet, record them, remix it into a techno beat, burn a disc and give it to them (make sure they know it's them).
crodrig8 0
lmao!!!
sunshine_roovers 2
GENIUUS !!!!!!
JokeMeister 0
Scream back!
artcwolfman 0
do some screamin of ur own but say random stuff like oh yea mr. beefcakes
parte_perdiz 0
haha that could be fun :)