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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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desireev 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 0:41

What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!

ihasbrains 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:31

Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.

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Pantriar 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:56

Well, her life is going to suck growing up.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:03

Well it is Funny. I'd laugh. My daughters friend calls her unborn, 'squishy'. I don't like that one, but she has had so many miscarriages. She doesn't want to give it a real name yet.

Chad_the_Brony 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:16

To cover it up, you should've told her that you had a funny story that involved a Twinkie with your friends. That way, she won't think you're a prick. It would've been a good cover up.

Cindybooh 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:27

I read this on reddit LOL

giggleprincess 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:55

I just saw a reddit rage comic about this...

OMGAlf 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:35

My friend sname is Billy Junior but people shorten it to BJ(*******) so imagine how awkward it is when someone says "Where is BJ?".

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:32

Children are a blessing

karmicsamadi86 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:40

There should be rules at the hospital that you are not allowed to name your kid anything stupid!

riptor911 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:43

fat ass.

StinaAnn1 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:44

I understand 'Twinkie' is a name no parent should exactly name their child, but that doesn't mean you should crack up right then and there. Just saying people need to not be so rude...

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