Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
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Top comments
Dillyduzit 23
For a lot of people, cheating would be their first guess.. You sound so very trusting, OP. I hope she hasn't completely ruined that quality in you forever.
donkinator 24
i guess the only plus side is she isn't smoking...
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Comments (60)
kpetrovski 24
If this was a Carmen Sandiego game you probably would have caught the right guy but not labelled this right motive and lost out on the case... In any case, we might have to keep you at a junior detective level for now, gumshoe.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Why would you go with smoking..?
melooters 11
Every day??? Man you should have picked up on this a long time ago
percythompson96 10
just because she's gone so many hours don't mean nothing, but this sucks! I'm sorry she was cheating on you....
mosquito19 14
apparently she was smoking, it just wasn't cigarettes.
brendejafulable 41
It's good that you at least trusted her enough that you wouldn't just jump to the conclusion that she was cheating. But that she actually was is very dissapointing. Sorry for the loss but you deserve beddah cheddah.
tmbfan 11
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to smoke in any public places other than bars in the state of Louisiana.
courtzzz23 17
smoking doesn't seem so bad now huh?